Like I always say, whenever two to three men are gathered in
the name of beer, their discussion is usually about women and sex. Even if they were not talking about that
initially, along the line, the discussion will naturally switch to women and
sex. This is a fact no one can dispute.
The other day at a joint in Ikeja, my friends and I were
having a drink and the topic of pubic hair in women came up. I can’t remember
precisely how it all started, but one of my friends, Ehis felt it was not right
for women to shave or wax their vulva completely free of hair.
“If God in His wisdom put hair in that place, there must be a
reason for it,” he argued. “Why must someone be waxing it and removing hair
from it all the time as if the hair is offensive?”
“I’m cool with a shaved pussy,” I responded. “I don’t see
anything wrong with that. It makes the pussy clean, hygienic and attractive.”
My other friend, Chucks supported me. He even pointed out a
flaw in Ehis argument. “Why you dey skin
your head?” he queried pointing to his clean-shaved head. “You for leave am to grow dreadlocks because
God created the hair in your head for a reason.”
Chucks and I started laughing but Ehis would not succumb. He
argued that it was okay to skin the head but not the vagina.
“Why? What is the difference between head and pussy?” Chucks
asked him.
“There is a difference,” Ehis answered. “Pussy is not the
same as head. You can skin your head especially as a man. There is nothing
there that you are exposing when you skin your head. But pussy hair covers the
pussy hole, the clit and other sensitive things that ought not to be exposed.
When a woman shaves off every strand of hair on the pussy, she is exposing
those sensitive things to the elements.”
“Which elements?” I queried. “Something wey dey inside pants, which element is it exposed to?”
“My guy, dis your
argument no sell,” Chucks told him. “Woman wey shave pussy no expose anything.
I told Ehis that hair whether on the head or pubic region and
whether on a woman or man is mainly for aesthetic purpose and you lose nothing nor
suffer anything by shaving it. “It boils down to choice. If a woman feels cool
spotting a bald cunt all the time, so be it. Personally, I prefer a bald cunt
in a woman than a bushy one. I can’t resist a well shaved, shiny pussy…”
* * *
We continued to argue for and against pubic hair shaving in
our women but one thing we all agreed on was that shaving the pussy clean is in
vogue these days among our women. Most women these days are bald down there
which was a rare thing to see in those days.
As Ehis puts it, “In those days, when you strip a woman naked, her black
bush is an instant source of attraction. That is the ultimate sign of sexual
maturity and womanhood. But these days, when a woman takes off her clothes, it
looks like you are staring at a big baby girl because the pussy is as hairless
as that of a baby… To me, it’s not proper. A woman should have a mature jungle
down there… “
After all the argument and booze we had,
we left the joint for our various homes. I was tipsy and horny at the same
time, no thanks to all the booty talk we had at the bar.
When I got home, I showered and wanted to catch some sleep.
Meanwhile, my wife took her shower after me, and whilst she was in the
bathroom, I lay on my bed reading a newspaper. Reading on my bed is the easiest
way for me to fall asleep and that was what I was trying to do.
I was totally engrossed in what I was reading that I didn’t
notice when my wife entered the bedroom. I only became conscious of her
presence when her phone that was on the dressing table rang and she immediately
picked it up to answer the call.
I glanced rather unconsciously over the newspaper I was
reading towards her direction and what I saw was simply spellbinding. There
was my wife standing by the side of the dressing table totally naked.
That she was naked was no surprise- after all, she just had
her shower and we were alone in the bedroom. But the surprise thing was the
sight of her very clean, shiny vulva that looked absolutely so tantalizing.
It was obvious she did more than just having a shower in the
bathroom. The last time I saw that pussy, which was the previous day, there was
a moderate growth of bush on it but now, it was waxed so clean that it looked
as smooth as the skin on her bum-bum. It was absolutely irresistible.
I got up from the bed with my cock also getting up in front
of me. I allowed her to be through with her call before I grabbed her. Amid
protests from her, I lay her on the bed, spread her legs and began to eat that
glorious pussy of hers as if there was no tomorrow. She ended up having an
explosive orgasm which I think she deserved.
Honestly, I think more women should go bald to grab their
men’s attention in the bedroom. I don’t have the statistics, but I strongly
believe there are more men in Nigeria and the world over, who love clean
shaved-pussies as against those who love hairy cunts.
*This
article was first published in Best Lover, Nigeria’s leading softcore
sex magazine. (www.facebook.com/bestlovermagazine.) Edited and published by
Jerry Olorogun (Jerry@Large.)
